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Crushed Nuts

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Disk 1
1 MomStar 6:09
2 Southern Accents 3:24
3 Political Ad #1 1:01
4 Bob’s Boob-BQ 3:39
5 Tom’s Fart Journel 2:07
6 Sweaters 2:05
7 Manhood Enhancer 2:00
8 Trapped Miner Diary 3:43
9 Political Ad #2 1:02
10 Weddi Agreement 2:42
11 WifeLock 1:53
12 Steven Seagal 1:13
13 My Mother’s Brassiere 3:09
14 Press Conference 1:37
15 Driving Mr. Griswold 3:16
16 New Neighbor 4:13
17 Butt Bra 2:36
18 Play It By Beer 2:47
19 Wad Couple 2:56
20 Political Ad #3 1:01
21 Kenny Gets Cornered Again 4:11
22 Condom Kiosk 3:32
23 Paul’s Lawyer 1:44
24 Bell Up! Tony’s Ticket 3:27
25 Town Hall Meeting 3:06
26 Lindsay’s Prison Diary 2:53
27 So You Wanna… Air Traffic Controller 2:08
28 Red Flag Accounting 2:31
29 Gumby and Toys 1:43
Disk 2
1 Technology and Pictures #1 5:44
2 Wangs and Dongs 3:55
3 Meeting the Monkey 4:15
4 He Looks Crazy 4:13
5 Questions Women Don’t Ask 5:40
6 His Hair, Life and Shirt 6:13
7 Chimney Death 2:13
8 Redecorating Kristi’s Bedroom 5:36
9 Technology and Pictures #2 4:10
10 Fake Dog 5:25
11 Police Dog Attacks Chick 4:16
12 My Life, My Dad, My Wish 4:39
13 Elevator Tube 4:40
14 Moneky Part 2 4:32
15 Image Makeover: Schools 4:34
16 You’re a Little Bit South… 1:08

Back In ’98

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1-01 A Guy Walks Into A Bar 0:33
1-02 Elk Hunt 2:06
1-03 Siamese Twins 1:51
1-04 Marge & The Chihuahua 3:18
1-05 People, News & Views, #1 3:43
1-06 Bob’s Circus 2:16
1-07 The Carjacking 4:55
1-08 Diana & Mother Theresa 2:33
1-09 Harry & Diana 5:48
1-10 Papa Razzi Pizza 1:58
1-11 El Conquistador 2:38
1-12 The One I Love 2:45
1-13 Cliff Notes Theater 0:45
1-14 Relationships 1:52
1-15 Discount Movie Review 5:16
1-16 Growing Up 2:43
1-17 Marge & Antonio 5:20
1-18 The Man In The Iron Mask 1:26
1-19 Fergie’s New TV Show 1:18
1-20 Spit-Take Theater 1:46
1-21 I’m Sick Of Being Sick 1:32
1-22 Uncle B.S., 1944 & 1492 1:43
1-23 Dick Vitale Alarm Clock 2:20
1-24 Around The World Series 3:40
1-25 Animal-Walks-Into-A-Bar Joke Hotline 1:43
2-01 Heaven 2:33
2-02 FacePlant 3:07
2-03 Vegas & Death 2:05
2-04 Too Hot For Radio 4:18
2-05 People, News & Views #2 2:37
2-06 Uncle B.S., 1836 0:22
2-07 Guyagra 2:37
2-08 Stiffer Image Catalog 5:48
2-09 Weed-Eze 1:53
2-10 Airline Travel 3:22
2-11 Friggemall Phone Co. 2:27
2-12 I’m Fat & I’m Forty 3:44
2-13 Chick McGee School Of Masturbation 1:30
2-14 The Doctor’s Visit 0:46
2-15 Farmageddon 3:14
2-16 People, News & Views #3 2:52
2-17 Kung Fu Clinton 2:00
2-18 The Clinton Speech 1:20
2-19 I Want A Date With Monica Lewinsky 3:13
2-20 Marge & Ken 4:10
2-21 Advice From A Candidate 0:56
2-22 Ken Starr Trek 2:08
2-23 It’s Who You Know 0:20
2-24 The Cleaner 1:30
2-25 You Don’t Give Me Hummers 3:24
2-26 Uncle B.S., One Hour BC 0:56
2-27 White House Christmas Album Offer 2:14
2-28 Harry & Dracula 3:51
2-29 Thanks For The Seventy 1:07

Camel Toe

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Disk 1
1 Camel Toe
2 My Big Fat Greek Style Sex Partner
3 Animal Conspiracy
4 I’ve Never Been Laid
5 Real Girls Doing Real Things
6 Women and Points
7 Atta Girls Knee Pads
8 Larry and Richard
9 Ménage a Moi
10 Spunk’d
11 Taint
12 Count Flatula
13 The Service Call
14 Roe vs. Wade
15 C’est la Vie
16 Chick Millionaire
17 Bad Love Song
18 Surrender Cologne
19 Fluffy
20 Acting and Directing
21 Phone Call #17
22 Title of the Song
23 Rush Rehab Diary
24 Romey
25 The Princess Diary
26 We’re Officially Done
Disk 2
1 The Scrotum Song
2 Joe Johnson Memory System
3 The Toy
4 Roasting Jesus
5 It’s a Great Day to Whup Somebody’s Ass
6 Blow Java
7 A Few Thoughts
8 The F.U. Song
9 The Flashlight
10 The New Americans
11 24 Seconds
12 Sweeny-san
13 Memories of You
14 Chick’s College Talk
15 Indiana Jones
16 Out Drinkin’
17 Fart-Rite Anal Strips
18 Pissin’ Outside
19 Hunting for Marge
20 Dating
21 Rubitoften
22 The Hermaphrodite Song
23 Survivor: Island of Queens
24 Larry King 2003
25 PMS for Christmas

Fun House

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1 Cathy & Pappy
2 Working
3 Harrassaway
4 Fred
5 Marge & Paula
6 The Skeleton
7 Mom
8 Pull My Finger Charlie
9 You Can Be Mean To Me
10 The Pallbearer
11 Feminine Hygiene
12 Douche Commercial
13 Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Chick
14 A Girl Like You
15 Pictionary, Etc.
16 Hockers
17 The Sexy Trekkie
18 Harry & Miss Universe
19 He Said, She Hears
20 Spit Take Theater
21 Yiddish For Rednecks
22 The Nail
23 Crime & Punishment
24 Tim’s Blues
25 Men & Women
26 I Kill You
27 Hurt Me Elmo
28 Phone Message To Dad
29 Ian & The Dinosaur
30 The Guiding Shiite
31 Hot Coffee
32 Marge & Martha
33 Time To Go

Mistletoe

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1 I Want a Boob Job for Christmas
2 Dear Santa
3 I Hate Christmas
4 Mr. Obvious and The Christmas Tree
5 It’s Christmas (Let’s Have Sex)
6 The Living Nativity
7 Diddly Squat
8 PMS for Christmas
9 Look Out, It’s Santa
10 Cash, Cash, Cash
11 Under the Mistletoe
12 Let’s Put Christ Back in Christmas
13 Marge and Santa
14 Christmas at Grandma’s
15 Live Home Christmas Theater
16 Santa Clothes
17 Chicky, Icky, Icky
18 Mr. Obvious and the Santa Question
19 Frosty
20 This Christmas House
21 Open Me First
22 The Night Before Christmas
23 Give Me What I Want for Christmas
24 Let’s Put the X Back in Christmas
25 We Won’t Get Drunk This Christmas

You Guys Rock!

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1-1 Girls Who Like Girls 3:15
1-2 The Guy #1 0:31
1-3 Trophy-Wife Barbee 2:13
1-4 Lease-A-Piece 4:18
1-5 The Guy #2 1:00
1-6 Wiper Blades 2:42
1-7 Road Rage & The Pope 2:30
1-8 Shut Up, You Bitch! 1:54
1-9 The Guy #3 1:08
1-10 It’s Gonna Be A Great Day 1:48
1-11 Live Home Theater 4:01
1-12 Harry & The Skipper 3:21
1-13 The Time Channel 5:01
1-14 The Guy #4 0:49
1-15 The Old Ball Game-Part 2 2:51
1-16 The Fish 3:59
1-17 Priceyline.ho 2:55
1-18 The Guy #5 0:26
1-19 Dating 2:03
1-20 Well Water 3:11
1-21 The Amazing Dr. Sigmoid 1:54
1-22 PMS Alert 0:44
1-23 Ian & The Queen Mum 3:37
1-24 Party Pooper 2:27
1-25 Marge & Kathie Lee 3:31
1-26 Tie You Up! 8:15
1-27 Larry & Paula 3:11
1-28 And God Said… 2:25
2-1 Paging Richard Smoker 4:34
2-2 Show Your Breasts 1:48
2-3 Everybody’s Pissed At Me 1:50
2-4 The Cabin 5:37
2-5 Greasinart 3:28
2-6 Toenails 2:20
2-7 See Anything You Like? 1:35
2-8 Vehicles 2:17
2-9 The Darva Photo Shoot 2:16
2-10 It’s All Good 3:44
2-11 King Of England 2:19
2-12 Raminar-Dixon 2:43
2-13 Larry & Anna Nicole 3:23
2-14 Graffiti Wisdom 2:51
2-15 It’s Gonna Be A Bad Day 1:57
2-16 You Guys Rock! 4:47
2-17 Dan’s Discount Dicks 1:40
2-18 Jack Friday 4:05
2-19 Homeless 2:19
2-20 Harry & Señor Wences 4:47
2-21 Señor Cooter 2:40
2-22 BiJea Theater 3:34
2-23 Marge & The Wolfman 4:37
2-24 The Holiday Letter 3:22

Dead Air

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Disk 1
1 Do the Vag 2:30
2 Bob Kevoian Fantasy Camp 3:17
3 My Dad, the Practical Joker 3:10
4 Ukulele Baby 3:27
5 Houseguest Tips 2:36
6 Ask a Guy Hanging Upside Down from a Ski Lift 3:15
7 Sleeping with a Zombie 3:08
8 Kenny Gets Cornered 3:17
9 Mom Pod 2:21
10 Snailman 2:51
11 The New Rock Band 4:41
12 Soloist 1:08
13 Turtles and Whores 1:28
14 Shame – Wow 2:19
15 Musings 3:24
16 Tom vs. Chick 3:22
17 First Bank of Tom 2:45
18 Chinchillas and You 2:14
19 Cash for Cougars 3:00
20 New Car Company 4:36
21 Bellly Up – The Big House 3:47
22 Celebrity Birthdays 2:24
23 Greg Hahnshot 0:04
Disk 2
1 Girl with a Dirty Mind 2:50
2 Twatter 3:03
3 Attack of the Weiner Man 3:14
4 The Good Life 3:58
5 Tuna of Opportunity 2:07
6 Wiffle Casket 2:19
7 Husband #4 2:22
8 Paraknocker Activity 1:39
9 Let Me Put the Tip In 2:09
10 Jam Band 4:20
11 The Snake 3:46
12 Wii Sit 2:12
13 Scarecrows and You 3:00
14 Ponzi Pizza 2:58
15 Bad Piece of Ass 3:03
16 The New TV Detectives 4:30
17 Winning the Lottery 2:42
18 Larry King Report ’09 3:10
19 Bob Bile Motors – Clunkers 1:07
20 Cruise Ship Security 2:20
21 Joe Johnson Health Care 4:48
22 Clinton Library Tour 2:45
23 Inauguration Moment 1:59

Somewhere Over the Radio

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Disk 1
1 Organ Donor 1:57
2 The Butt 2:31
3 Friggemall Timeshare 2:42
4 Crash-A-Rama 6:33
5 Clam Chop 2:43
6 Puppet Call 5:55
7 Never Trust a Puppet 3:13
8 Randy’s Voicemail 2:31
9 Vaginaway 2:42
10 Girlfriend Problem 4:46
11 Montezuma Springs 2:15
12 Bear Got ’em 2:23
13 Orifice Wheel 5:03
14 The Guy Who’d Rather Play Angry Birds… 1:33
15 Ernie Furglar and The Tool 2:28
16 Just Panties 2:50
17 Bass Talk 1:30
18 Rosetta Stoner 3:21
19 Worst Show Ever 6:51
20 My Eyes are Tired… 0:32
Disk 2
1 BEBOB 9000 2:10
2 Shake Weight 4:36
3 Brandon Bernstein’s Speed Grill 2:19
4 Tweets and Kids 3:30
5 OhiolowaIdahoHawaii Highway 2:44
6 The King Parrot’s Speech 1:33
7 Danny Jackson Emporium 2:44
8 Cosmo Signs… 6:30
9 Paint Grenade 2:39
10 The Hotel 2:28
11 Unfunny Germans 2:21
12 Captain Dave 2:09
13 Homeboys and Aliens 3:32
14 Happy Birthday Mom 0:31
15 Sports Branding 1:58
16 Kristi Quotes 5:08
17 Larry King and Watson 2:33
18 Butt Plug 2:07
19 Presidential Dog Thought Reader 2:21
20 Donnie Jr. 2:30
21 Thanksgiving at the In-Laws 0:28
22 Belly Up 3:54
23 Thanksgiving Memory with The BOB & TOM Show 2:25

The Christmas Album

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1 Pretty Paper 3:29
2 White Christmas 2:54
3 Here Comes Santa Claus 1:52
4 Silent Night 4:23
5 Away In A Manger 2:26
6 First Noel 2:08
7 Joy To The World 2:33
8 Hark The Herald Angels Sing 2:28
9 O’Little Town Of Bethlehem 2:35
10 Deck The Halls 2:50
11 El Niño 6:59